THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
Guys. Google is 13 today. A teenager. We’re screwed.
“What is the capital of Peru?”
“How the fuck should I know? Go figure it out yourself, lazy ass.”
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
If this is a new Yahoo add or something I’m leaving this planet
I loved you
I loved you every day
I loved you every night
I loved you on the sunny days
I loved you through the storms
I loved you through the jealousy
I loved you at four in the morning
I loved you when you ignored me
I loved you when you hurt me
I loved you when we stop talking
I loved you when you disappearedI even fucking loved you when you stopped loving me
Dear Yahoo!,
We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing.
Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.
Thank you, that is all we ask for
Remember that time on Glee when Brittany wrote and sang a song about Santana’s pussy but then pretended it was about a cup?
“I’ve got you in the palm of my hand,
Wanna put something hot in you,
So hot that you can’t stand, you can’t stand.
Gonna take you to my lips,
Empty out every last drop,
So thirsty for what’s in you baby
That I can’t stop.”
Haha this
